What Would Jesus Say?

Too funny...

stressmint: If he came back, he'd come here as often as the Pope does
LadyQortni: yeah, he'd be like "Uh, fuck that"
stressmint: a lot of the world wouldn't believe it was him... He'd need to do some *Real* biblical shit, but, he wouldn't be able to if he's just part of a royal bloodline
LadyQortni: "come on dude! walk on water!"... "what??"
stressmint: Then he'll read the bible and be like "WTF?! I never said that!"
LadyQortni: *laffing*
stressmint: "Dammit John..."
stressmint: "Wait, that's one of the gospels?"
stressmint: "Oh geez...I got drunk and said that ONCE, just once and it's pasted all over this book"
LadyQortni: "i never threw a tantrum like that!"
stressmint: "Dude, we were high when I said that, that's not fair!"
LadyQortni: "OH! Yee-ahh! i WISH i could turn water into wine...."
stressmint: "You think I'd be here now if I could?"
LadyQortni: "dude, mom and dad totally had sex. how else did i get here?"
stressmint: "In fact, I walked in on them once, wasn't pretty"
LadyQortni: "ok, so my wife cheated on me - ONCE - that doesn't make her a prostitute...."
LadyQortni: "so yeah, I called her a whore - hey, I was pissed!..."
stressmint: The Jesus Interview
stressmint: This would be great to film
stressmint: Like get some robes
LadyQortni: *laffing*
stressmint: and a goatee
LadyQortni: and a fish pendant
stressmint: Lol
stressmint: "What Would Jesus Do? Hmm...probably want royalties for this fish"
stressmint: Lol seriously, Jesus could come back and claim royalties for all this stuff. Every cross, picture, reference
LadyQortni: dude, he'd be so rich...